Time for the Funny Family Fisher-isms Summer Edition:
--Me to Riley: You can give Roxie that tiny piece of leftover steak. Riley: Oh she will LOVE that! Dogs love human meat! Chris in response: Ha ha! That reminds me of the sign at a restaurant that read: "Tables are for eating customers only."
--Maggie to Chris after I took away a privilege due to her disobedience: Dad, try to convince Mom to give me 10 more minutes on her phone. Chris to Maggie: No, I'm not going to pick a fight with Mom. Maggie: Oh, come on, Dad! You can't give your husband a consequence...PLEASE just do it for me!
--Maggie at dinner one night: I'm being a house clown, it's like a class clown but at home of course!
--Riley at dinner one night: I'm sucking all the juice out of this ham! It's my favorite meat!
--Maggie (begging for more snacks as usual): You have Wheat Thins? Oh I LOVE those crackers!!! They leave flavor in my teeth!
--Riley (as we were driving around Charlotte looking for a place to eat): Oh look, there's Sushi LOL ...oh wait, I think that means Sushi 101.
--Maggie (stalling before bed as usual): Guess what? I figured out how to set a timer on my Alexa sound machine so that when I wake up it won't be "pitch silent."
--Riley (talking about Nan and Pap's dog): Cleo sounds just like Roxie when she drinks water. They must have the same tongue structure!
--Maggie (randomly one day): Mom, I want a rabbit as a pet. There are 2 kinds of rabbits. The one kind that is brown and hops away in the street and the other that is a LOAF OF FLUFF. I want that one.
--Maggie (after she found out Chris and I were going out for the night and she wasn't invited): Wait? There will only be adults at this party? Why? Is it because they are serving "beer cookies" or something??
--Maggie (after riding the Copperhead Strike twice back to back on an extremely non-crowded day at Carowinds at the beginning of summer): I've been passing gas a lot ever since we rode the Copperhead Strike. I thought I might puke, but I guess it's just coming out the other end!
--Maggie (reflecting on the Panthers slogan): So, the Panthers say "Keep Pounding", right? But shouldn't it really be "Keep Pouncing", because panthers pounce.
--Riley (after hearing a ridiculous saying like the ones above by his sister): Oh that is "Pure Maggie!"
--Riley (carrying on our love for silly jokes and picking out a Father's Day card for Chris that involved taking naps): Hey Dad, your puns are great, but I may have to SLEEP on it to be sure. :)
--Maggie (who also loves a good pun): So did you hear what the guy said to the waiter? Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud. Well, yes sir, it is FRESH GROUND.
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