So you read the sentimental stuff and now it's time for the silly stuff. Get ready to laugh, snicker, snort, and giggle as you read these latest Fisher-isms:
- Riley told Maggie that he thought he owned a Pokemon card that was worth $3,000. Maggie replied: Boom chicka boom...we'll be set for life!
- Me to Maggie: You are an old soul that likes old tunes. Her reply: Yeah well, at least I'm not a dead, old soul.
- Maggie: My armpits are itching and then my knees started itching. Wait...why aren't they called leg pits?
- Riley: My top fear is lobsters right now. (He actually meant crab because we think he got bit by one last year, but he got the two confused...there aren't many lobsters in these parts.)
- Riley (tired from a long day): Playstation has good games, but XBox has choir holidy. I mean higher quality...that didn't come out right.
- Maggie exploring new names for her future doggie daycare business in addition to Bark Lives Matter: Maggers Waggers or Margaret's Targets (it could include ax throwing for the grown-ups)
- Maggie: If I get a husband, I don't want him to be like you dad. You're too silly and mushy for me.
- Maggie (taking over an hour to fold her laundry): I just can't resist dancing to Alexa music.
- Riley: The Lord's Prayer is not really appropriate for Enchilada Taco Night.
- Chris to Riley: Are you just going to sleep right here, standing up? Riley (as he raised one leg and lowered his head): Yes, like a flamingo.
- Chris every time Maggie gets home from her Hip Hop lessons: So did you hop around on stage and hide eggs?
- Maggie: Mom, there's a boy in my class and he has eczema like me, so I told him to go to the doctor and get triamcinolone acetonide ointment. (And she said it correctly).
- Maggie to me: Mom, I can tell when you're a grandma, you're going to have a double chin. I see that line and flubber, so I can tell your future. (Geez...thanks, kid!)
- Maggie: I love when the Adams next door have their porch light on at bedtime. It emits so much light!! (She is currently still afraid of the dark and sleeps with about 3 nights lights and a hallway light.)
- Riley: Google translates jokes on Thanksgiving as Gobble Gobble. Chris (without missing a beat): Oh, I thought they would be in TURKish.
- Maggie watching the first round of March Madness: I am UPSET about this upset (Oral Roberts versus Ohio State).
- Maggie has created a new word to torment Chris with: Hey dad, you're a DINGUS! (It's not a compliment. :)
- Maggie saying prayer at dinner: Thanks for today and help my stuffy nose feel better and my puffed up vein to get better and all the other things in my head that I forgot to say.
- Riley (at Bob Evans restaurant): I think I'll order ham with my breakfast platter to get in the Easter spirit.
- Riley: I'm so glad Poppaw (Tom Alexander) passed down that collard recipe to Grandmama so that I could taste perfection!
- Maggie (as we checked into a hotel in Savannah over Spring Break): I'm living the MAX life! This is a good hotel room for dancing. I just need my Alexa.
- Riley (our resident food connoisseur): Rush's fries need more salt tonight. It's okay though...the burgers soaked up all their goodness.
- Maggie: I can't believe I had to go all night without my sound machine. All I had for noise was dad's nose. (referencing his loud snoring)
- Riley (as he was getting out of the car at drop off line one morning): Oh no...I wore my slippers to school and forgot to put on my shoes and I've got PE today. Chris (as he drove him home to change): Well, that was a pretty DINGUS move!
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