Funny Fisher-isms Fall 2019 Edition

And here we go...

• Riley, "If too much water gets to the core of the earth it will deheat and it will explode."
• Maggie, "Why are you sneezing on my side? Sneeze on Riley's side of the car."
• Riley, "She's something else." Chris, "Trouble is, we don't know what!"
• Riley, "I don't wear socks with stuff sprouting out of the sides like Maggie does" (in reference to her socks with bows on the side).
• Maggie, "What you said went in my ear but it didn't come out the other one!"
• Maggie, "I have a future feelings sensor in my body. I can tell when something good or bad is going to happen."
• Maggie praying, "Thank you for being so kind to us and for the person who made this meal. And hopefully I will not like the Sloppy Joe's and Mom will take it back and not make it again."
• Riley praying, "Help us not to have a major outbreak like we did last night." (outbreak=outburst)
• Papa, "Here's a couscous for your drink." (couscous=coozie)
• Me to Maggie, "Is your Disney snowglobe broken?" Maggie's reply, "No, it's still alive. It just leaks."
• Maggie, "At the end of that story, it had a coathanger." (She meant cliffhanger.)
• Maggie, "Mom and Dad won't pick a favorite kid. That would be bad parenting."
• Riley while watching TV with Chris, "Can you fast forward backwards?" (He meant rewind.)
• Maggie praying, "Dear God, help the homeless people get home and the foodless people get food."
• Maggie, "Am I the ONLY one in this family that can wink perfectly?"
• Riley to Chris, "You shouldn't eat all that candy because you're old." To which Maggie replies, "How dare you wreck your dad like that?" 
• Riley complaining about schoolwork and/or chores, "I can't get everything done. I don't have a million arms."
• Maggie, "I just masticated my breakfast." (Seriously???)
• Riley at the dinner table one night, "We all know that girl likes me. I have LOTS of girls that like me." Me to Riley, "Like who?" Riley: "I don't know. You can't expect me to remember them all!"
• Riley while eating Indian naan at a restaurant, "The bread has a tint of flavor to it." 
• Maggie, "My 'chaperoon' today on my field trip was my teacher."
• Maggie, "Life is nothing but love." 

Fall Fisher Family Fun

 I have literally been trying to post these photos for almost 2 hours now. Due to technical glitches and user error, I'm at my whit's end. So instead of a nice detailed description of these events here are the highlights: OTC service projects and celebrations, RIP Grandpa Condra, Fall Festivals, Joel and Roe getting hitched, STEAM festival, USC game, Airplane Expo, school projects, date nights, Union visit, traditions, trees, parade, and Zippy and Peppermint shenanigans. Hopefully, next time I'll be able to be cute and detailed. I loved these moments, but I am not loving my computer right now!