Funny Fisher-isms Fall 2019 Edition

And here we go...

• Riley, "If too much water gets to the core of the earth it will deheat and it will explode."
• Maggie, "Why are you sneezing on my side? Sneeze on Riley's side of the car."
• Riley, "She's something else." Chris, "Trouble is, we don't know what!"
• Riley, "I don't wear socks with stuff sprouting out of the sides like Maggie does" (in reference to her socks with bows on the side).
• Maggie, "What you said went in my ear but it didn't come out the other one!"
• Maggie, "I have a future feelings sensor in my body. I can tell when something good or bad is going to happen."
• Maggie praying, "Thank you for being so kind to us and for the person who made this meal. And hopefully I will not like the Sloppy Joe's and Mom will take it back and not make it again."
• Riley praying, "Help us not to have a major outbreak like we did last night." (outbreak=outburst)
• Papa, "Here's a couscous for your drink." (couscous=coozie)
• Me to Maggie, "Is your Disney snowglobe broken?" Maggie's reply, "No, it's still alive. It just leaks."
• Maggie, "At the end of that story, it had a coathanger." (She meant cliffhanger.)
• Maggie, "Mom and Dad won't pick a favorite kid. That would be bad parenting."
• Riley while watching TV with Chris, "Can you fast forward backwards?" (He meant rewind.)
• Maggie praying, "Dear God, help the homeless people get home and the foodless people get food."
• Maggie, "Am I the ONLY one in this family that can wink perfectly?"
• Riley to Chris, "You shouldn't eat all that candy because you're old." To which Maggie replies, "How dare you wreck your dad like that?" 
• Riley complaining about schoolwork and/or chores, "I can't get everything done. I don't have a million arms."
• Maggie, "I just masticated my breakfast." (Seriously???)
• Riley at the dinner table one night, "We all know that girl likes me. I have LOTS of girls that like me." Me to Riley, "Like who?" Riley: "I don't know. You can't expect me to remember them all!"
• Riley while eating Indian naan at a restaurant, "The bread has a tint of flavor to it." 
• Maggie, "My 'chaperoon' today on my field trip was my teacher."
• Maggie, "Life is nothing but love."