LOL--February Edition

Here is this month's "Kids Say The Funniest Things" round-up:

• Maggie to Tracy: "I had a bad dream that a volcano was interrupting our house." 
• Chris to Maggie: "I want to be a kid again." To which Maggie promptly replies: "You can't...unless I kill you and then you can go to heaven and be a baby again." Yikes!
• Newest family joke started by Maggie: "Look under there?" Us: "Under where?" (underwear, get it??)
• Riley's newest saying: "Really? Really dad?" And he has the sarcastic face to match!
• Maggie to Chris while practicing guitar: "Can you hand me that wood chip?" Pretty sure she meant pick!
• Riley as he is getting ready for his shower: "I have a 4-pack and pretty soon I'm going to have an 8-pack!"
• Maggie when asked to clean up: "You guys are making me do 'drama' stuff." We think this may stem from us telling her every so often that she's a bit of a drama queen and can be dramatic (just a tad!) :) 
• Maggie while trying to decide on dessert tonight: "Should I have the fruit snacks or the 'conservation' hearts?" (Valentine conversation hearts)